I must remember not to fault Mother for this. She has been taking care of the little princes and princesses of the house. My prince Thumper has not been feeling well, and dear Mother has been taking great care of him. I think that the vile enemy doing this to us is the evil Vet R. Narian. He is always poking my back with things and wanting to listen to me. Mother assures me that he is a doctor and that I must have this thing called "vaccines", and that the doctor must listen to my heart and lungs the same way he does the little prince and princesses.
Perhaps it is the evil tree rats that is doing this to us. Mother calls them "squirrels", but to us, they are no more than rooftop rodents and must be chased from the yard before they take over the estate! Tree rats and Hedgamahogs, doesn't she know they are the most evil things to a Borzoi! Perhaps this year I can finally get this through to her...
But I have hope with the kids that read to me. Perhaps they can understand what I must go through to protect them from the evils of the tree rats and Hedgamahogs.
For those not aware of what these vile Hedgamahogs look like, I will include a picture of this evil creature - be on the look out for them!
